Datehole Special Report: As of 5:20 pm on Saturday, June 2, Julia Allison has not, in any way that extensive Google research has been able to prove, addressed the film Knocked Up. Many witnessed crying and in need of solace. Red Cross reportedly en route. New York Manhattan not yet sure how to interpret the film without Allison’s guidance. Experts predict that next Time Out New York column will address film; yet no confirmations have been forthcoming.
Terror grips New York Manhattan the Hamptons as many struggle with how to address topic of the film if asked while doing lines at Spark.
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