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Week Links

Week Links

06.01.07 | Posted by Hedgehog

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Week Links is a bunch of stuff from the week. Yes, it is a stupid, stupid pun and we deserve to be pun-ished for it. Oh Christ…

River to River kicks off this weekend. And Monday is the start of the lobster nights.

This is apparently what Fox thinks of when he thinks of pussy.

eHarmony, the one stop shop for Vaginas for Jesus, got its ass sued by Asses for Jesus.

Speaking of online dating, you know that photo on your Match.com profile that’s actually of this way more attractive guy? Well, looks like that might be illegal and cost you someday.

Via Jezebel: “…women who do not use condoms during sex are less depressed and less likely to attempt suicide..” Of course there’s more to it than that and this is fully taken out of context but it’s science and I recommend you start quoting it as so.

It looks like Julia Allison is dating one of our readers. The batting practice? Excellent. The flip book? Bravo man, bra-fucking-vo. The movie not so much. But it seems he blew his whole load on that first date; take it easy buddy. Sadly we wonder if you might be wasting your talents.But still, we are impressed. Our favorite bit:

“Anyway, after searching Queens fruitlessly for edibles we decided it would be totally ironic (we said it in italics) to jump back on the subway and eat at that bastion of fine Times Square dining, Hawaiian Tropic.”

Julia, we extend to you an open invitation to let us take you out “totally ironically.”

To keep the hope alive we’re extending the closing date on our Knocked Up Contest .

Unlike the wimps in Knocked Up we’re not afraid of a little debate.

Deadspin’s dead right about why the A Rod dating a stripper story IS big news. Hint: It’s got more to do with a four-letter word that isn’t the verb that A rod used with the stripper.

Watch in rapt excitement as magician Chris Angel magically makes small red warts appear on Cameron Diaz’s hoo-ha.

Fox told you all about going to Jamaica (Bay).

Finally, “back-dating,” now exactly 99% less hot.

Got something? Send it to us: thedatehole [at] yahoo.com

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