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05.26.07

Better Know an Online Dating Ad Model: Stacey Commentary, Humor, m4w (0)

Better Know an Online Dating Ad Model is an ongoing Datehole feature.
This week, Stacey from Match.com.
Stacey: Hi y’all.
Datehole: Tell us about yourself.
Stacey: Well, I’m a personal trainer from San Antonio. I like candlelight dinners at a hot new restaurant and long walks on the beach but I also like to have some PBJs in the […]
05.25.07

Quick Tip: Move Pictures of Not-Ugly-Friends of the Opposite Sex Quick Tips (1)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
Photographs around the apartment can often be fodder for interesting conversations. However, photographs of unknown people who are attractive can often end up taking you to a place in your […]
05.25.07

Week Links Week Links (0)

Week Links is a bunch of stuff from the week. Yes, it is a stupid, stupid pun and we deserve to be pun-ished for it. Oh Christ…
It’s not even noon and it’s almost 80 degrees and I’ve already “accidentally” looked down at least five women’s blouses. Helllllllllllo summer. This week:
Scanner pointed us to Reason […]
05.24.07

Open Letter New York Sports Club Commentary, Exercise, Humor, New York (0)

Dear NYSC,
While we do not particularly enjoy working out, we do see it as the means to the ultimate ends we pursue, namely, to be able to continue to check “average” for Body Type on our Match.com profile. God forbid we have to click “A Little Extra Padding.” During our workouts we watch the TVs […]
05.24.07

Frontline of History: Making You Smarter Upcoming Events, Learning, Under $100 (2)

[ June 4, 2007; 7:00 pm to 9:00 pm. ]
OMG! It’s my paycheck!

It’s always good to be with interesting company on a date. For the jealous types, it’s often good to not be in company that is too interesting, otherwise your date will leave you for the company: no, you’re not paranoid. So, if you’re the jealous type, you might […]
05.24.07

The Three Jakes Do Alyssa Commentary, m4w, New York, Follow-Up (0)

So the three Jakes thing is still going on over at Glamour.
The recent campaign is a great bunch of brandsturbation on behalf of Glamour. And while we consider ourselves above doing the oh-so-easy reach-around joke regarding wannabe Glamour dating Jakes giving advice to another Glamour blogger (obviously, Neel would be the other reacher as […]
05.23.07

Quick tips: Shirt Stash Quick Tips (0)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
Somebody will someday open a couple clothing stores in Manhattan with the sole purpose of serving the walking shamed. Until then, you should make a habit of keeping […]
05.23.07

Quick Tips: Have a Plan On A First Date Commentary, Quick Tips (0)

Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .

I didn’t plan my date and now someone has died. Oops.
Don’t be an open-ended idiot when it comes to a first date. Have a plan for success or failure. […]
05.23.07

Cosmo Helps Fight Fires, Lives Commentary, Humor (0)

So Jezebel points us to the new Cosmo site and, well, what the fuck can we say? Thanks a lot Cosmo. Here me and Fox are slaving away to come up with (comparatively) intelligent date tips and ideas, in anonymity so unrewarding that alcohol is our only real salve, and you have to go and […]
05.23.07

You’re Not For Scuba Reuben? Exercise, Anytime, Learning, Risky (0)

Ok, what’s the first thing that comes to mind in New York when you hear the word “dive?” Dive bar? Dumpster dive? Stage dive? Muff dive? All of those sound reasonable. What you wouldn’t expect is “scuba dive.”
And no, we don’t mean watching the NYPD recovery divers in the East River; we mean private, […]

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