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Quick Tips: A Clean Hole

05.31.07 | Posted by Hedgehog


Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .

Yes, that’s the beautiful Ms. Moss. Want her to come to your house? Well, Katey only comes for a clean loo. Pete may be a VD-infected junkie with questionable taste in hats but we bet his porcelain is spotless.

After cleaning your shithole, cleaning your shit hole is probably the best thing you can do to not offend a pretty lass. Kitchen? Overrated. Bedroom? Too late by that point. Living room? Who the fuck has a living room?

Doing the whole bathroom is best but at least make a habit of never heading out on a date without having given the toilet a once-over. Keys to clean include: the bowl, the seat, under the seat where you get poo splash spots, and that no-man’s-land between the seat hinge and the bottom front of the bowl (which is THE test of a clean can). Remember to get the top of the tank as well. A clean shitter might not seal the deal but a dirty one will certainly break it.

Datehole’s recommended tools for the job: Clorex wet wipes for the outer bowl and the seats; Clorox toilet wand for the inside.

05.31.07 | Comment | Posted by Hedgehog


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