Better Know an Online Dating Ad Model is an ongoing Datehole feature.
This week, Stacey from Match.com.
Stacey: Hi y’all.
Datehole: Tell us about yourself.
Stacey: Well, I’m a personal trainer from San Antonio. I like candlelight dinners at a hot new restaurant and long walks on the beach but I also like to have some PBJs in the park on a sunny day. I’m just as comfortable cuddling up on the couch in my PJs as I am hitting the town in a little black dress and heels. But mostly, I really like dressing like a pink cowboy rave lollipop. Don’t let the lack of a bellybutton ring fool you; I’ve got the skank-target on my hinder and the going-down skills to back it up.
Datehole: Your perfect match?
Stacey: A partner in crime. (wink)
Datehole: Will we find you on Match.com?
Stacey: Naw y’all. I tend to like basketball players. They’re tall and sexy. I used to be a Spurs dancer but can’t do that no more ‘cause I was fraternerarizing with the team. But there wasn’t no frat involved at all. It was in the private club area. But I guess they have their rules.
Datehole: Thanks Stacey.