Week Links is a bunch of stuff from the week. Yes, it is a stupid, stupid pun and we deserve to be pun-ished for it. Oh Christ…
It’s not even noon and it’s almost 80 degrees and I’ve already “accidentally” looked down at least five women’s blouses. Helllllllllllo summer. This week:
Scanner pointed us to Reason mag getting all hot and bothered about the history of porn standards. Who knew that “bifurcated girl” was so not as hot as it sounds.
From the Fucking with Science in Ways we Cannot Possibly Yet Comprehend the Dangers Of Desk: Consumerist points us to a pill that may erase her monthly cycle. (That sound is Carlos Mencia and Joe Rogan trying to beat each other to the accompanying joke)
We tried Darwin Dating. 
Jezebel launched. We like. Now we just need to get up enough courage to ask one of those ladies on a date. Anyone know which one’s single? (We hope it’s Moe because, fuck, how cool would it be to date a Moe?)
We started our Quick Tips. Learn them. They might save your life someday. Or at least get you to second base.
Julia Allison wrote a good piece about being a (shoe) whore. And remember, the Name Julia’s TONY Column Contest is ongoing.
And enter our Knocked Up contest damnit! I can’t have this DVD sitting around my room any longer. I can already feel the fetish cultivating inside me.
I know what I’m telling my rabbi about: That wink I got from that girl on Nerve. She was totally busted. (Via Goldenfiddle)
Brooklynvegan tells us the Summerstage calendar is finally up. We recommend Rodrigo y Gabriela with Vietnam on July 1. It’s FREE.
Hear about that huge fire on West 34th? That was caused by our pants spontaneously combusting.
If you happen to be the rare NY combo of cheap and literate Gawker says the SoHo Library is your new pickup joint.
We’re taking The National to come down off our Feist bender.
Classic Onion Headline of the Week:
DATE DISASTROUSLY BYPASSES PHYSICAL INTIMACY, GOES STRAIGHT TO EMOTIONAL INTIMACY
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Have a good holiday. Posting will be light, though, if a post doesn’t go up in the woods and there’s no one around to read it does it get ignored?
