Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
Photographs around the apartment can often be fodder for interesting conversations. However, photographs of unknown people who are attractive can often end up taking you to a place in your date that you don’t want to visit; I’m-a-jealous-psychopath-ville. Although it might be an interesting experiment to see how your date reacts to the photos of the indiscernible attractive people in your life (who wants to date a jealous psychopath), you may just want to avoid that entirely so that you can get directly to the squirrel.
Just a quick tip, from me to you.


The whore on the left goes. The one on the right must stay.

Fuck. I’ve been to that ville. No tourist center. Crazy locals. I totally advise giving it a miss.