Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. . .
Somebody will someday open a couple clothing stores in Manhattan with the sole purpose of serving the walking shamed. Until then, you should make a habit of keeping one nice shirt at work. Christ, this is simple.
Get a shirt style that you never otherwise wear (e.g., not blue or white) so you won’t run the risk of actually having worn the same thing the day before; though stray from date-rapey multi-colored striped shirts out of principle. Get something like a shirt with strong solid stripes (One! Color!) which can be worn with or without a tie.)
Those stripes are sideways ’cause thayh still wicked draahnk from last night’s Jäager!
And fold it nice in your drawer. Don’t know how to fold right? Here’s some instruction (in a nice foreign accent no less).
A shirt runs you less than $30 or $40. The right one’s acceptable in any workplace, from casual to formal. As for the rest - pants, jackets, socks, shoes, your face - nobody cares.
