So Jezebel points us to the new Cosmo site and, well, what the fuck can we say? Thanks a lot Cosmo. Here me and Fox are slaving away to come up with (comparatively) intelligent date tips and ideas, in anonymity so unrewarding that alcohol is our only real salve, and you have to go and create a section titled “Guy Without His Shirt.” And it probably gets more traffic than God. Fuck.
Anyway, below is a screenshot from another new Cosmo section, the Pulitzer-Prize-nominated “Boyfriend Wars.”
I mean, come on, is this fair; pitted against a firefighter? No wonder “V” looks like he just woke up from the night of his first ever erectile dysfunction experience.
