Week Links is a bunch of stuff from the week. Yes, it is a stupid, stupid pun and we deserve to be pun-ished for it. Oh Christ…
May is masturbation month. We took care of ourselves REAL good.
ProductshopNYC points us to this summer’s Siren Festival lineup. (Hint: Matt & Kim will rock your body.)
Dirty Found: Never change. We love you.
You either douchebags. You’re the stripey date-rape shirt we secretly want to wear but don’t have the guts.
We weren’t the only ones who gave Julia Allison a good drubbing. (Don’t try that with her sister though because you’ll go to jail for it. At least for one more year.)
We got the Joey Butttaaafuocococo / Amy Fisher date transcript.
Gridskipper pointed out what to eat if you get trapped at a Red Hook baseball game.
The Thing from the Fantastic Four got married and Brady Quinn showed up.
Classic Dating-Related Onion Headline of the Week:
RECENTLY MARRIED MAN READY TO START DATING AGAIN
Completely Non-Dating-Related “Fuck! Yeah!” Post of the Week (also to be known as the Babyshambles They-Have-a-Way-to-Make-You-Tow-the-Line Fuck-Forever Post of the Week™). Krucoff should take Vicodin more often. (It’s a lot of inside baseball but be sure to make it to the Duke comment in the end.)
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And enter our Knocked Up contest damnit! I can’t have this DVD sitting around my room any longer. I can already feel the fetish cultivating inside me.
