He Said, She Said features special guests discussing a topic central to New York dating.
For this edition of He Said, She Said Datehole welcomes Mayor of America and Presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani and his wife, hopeful First Lady and social climbing crazy bitch, Judi.
This week’s topic: Mustaches? Cool or past their prime?
Judi: We’re so excited to be here.
Rudy: 9/11!!!!
Judi: I just love him so much. [Pinches Rudy’s cheek]
Rudy: 9/11!!!!
Judi: I think there are two concerns when it comes to mustaches. At least for women. One is how it looks and the other is how it feels.
Rudy: 9/11!!!!
Judi: And even though mustaches are unfortunately associated with some of the worst leaders in history, like Hitler and Stalin… was that mole hair thing on Mao a mustache? I can’t remember… Anyway, I think they’ve gotten a bad rap. A man can look distinguished in a mustache. I mean Tom Selleck? Melt.
Rudy: 9/11!!!!
Judi: And just look at Bernard Kerik. Bernie was a real looker with his moustache. It conveyed a sense of respected manliness that his corrupt business dealings and mobbed-up friends lacked.
Rudy: 9/11!!!!
Judi: The thing is you have to stick with it for more than a season. You can’t be one of those kids who lives in.. where’s that place? The warehouse, wannabe art community of lazy rich kids?
Datehole: Williamsburg?
Judi: Yeah! You can’t be one of those Williamsport kids.
Rudy: 9/11!!!!
Judi: As for how they feel… Well, sorry, but I like the smooth face. [licks Rudy’s upper lip.]
Rudy: me go wee wee.
Datehole thanks you both for your time.
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