This post kicks off a new Datehole feature. (Daily, we hope). Quick Tips are simple things that you can do to increase your chance of a successful date. Fuck these up at your own peril. Without further ado . . .
Grrrr . . . . Late again, you sonofabitch!!
Look, it’s pretty simple, and you have to be a douche to not do this. Arrive on time to a date. If you’re going to be late: call, email, or text . . . whatever it is that you do in your yuppie little world. Waiting around for someone, even for 10 minutes, can be irritating in a city full of things to do.
If for no other reason, do it so that you can say, “I got pulled into something — I’ll be there in X minutes with a long story that will make you laugh,” and spend the time getting there making something up, my future McSweeney’s genius.
