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Administrative Note: Taking care of our own business

05.11.07 | Posted by Hedgehog

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Crap. It’s 10 days late but Fleshbot brings to our attention that May is national masturbation month.

We really don’t have a great deal to say here. I don’t know about Fox but it does seem like I should note a few things considering that, if I had to be honest with myself, masturbation is probably the single best skill I have. Or at least it’s the most honed.

Fleshbot points us to the About.com article on the most memorable masturbation scenes in movies. The list is pretty good but it includes Babel. Babel? Really? That’s what you’re going with? Babel? I understand that the film has a short scene in there with that Moroccan kid peeping his sister but… Now the film as artistic “masturbation… that, I get.

The fact that Shortbus isn’t on there is a crime. Lets just say that the “auto” involved in this film isn’t from Detroit. Watch the first ten minutes at the peril of your honry. (Watch the rest at the peril of your patience.) Though this is the sex column for About.com which is kind of like being the stylist for Dan Rather so I don’t know what I’m getting myself all hot and bothered about. (Zing! Whoa; maybe I should write for About.com.)

Anyway, if you’re more interested in this subject, check out Beautiful Agony. We cannot recommend it highly enough. The only online porn site we’d even think of paying for.

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Gazunteit!

Now excuse us if we take care of ourselves:

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Datehole.

Datehole.

Datehole!! Datehole!! Datehole!!

Datehoooooooooooooooooooooooole.

Digg. Technorati. Diiiigggggggggg thiiiiiiiiiisssssssss. . Oh yeah Digg this. Digg it. Yeah. Technorati. Gawker. Fleshbot. Gawker. Digg. Kinja.

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Arrrgggggghhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa ggggyyyyyaa aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

…Sorry Cory. We’ll clean that up.

05.11.07 | Comment | Posted by Hedgehog

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