Wondering how best to tie up that lovely evening that you had? Ever find yourself thinking, “I had a great time, but saying that just won’t get the message across”?
In cases like these, it’s often easier to say what you’re feeling with someone else’s words so that you don’t have to take responsibility if it’s misinterpreted.
Meh, they’re clever enough and they definitely made me laugh. But, of course, they may just scare the crap out of whoever you went out on a date with, so use them judiciously.


I shit you not I got sent one of these this weekend as a (very barbed) joke. Guess the 2-day afterwards thing is comon knowledge. Ow(u)ch.